ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

postfix spoiler alert

An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.

"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?

by Subsequence May 5, 2011

Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.

'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'

by Moon-song December 30, 2013

hooligan's pool party

a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.

I went to that hooligan's pool party and saw a lot of hairy, wet, butt hole

by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017

White spoiler

Built on the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either:
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: "Did she just spoil the entire film?"
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."

or

A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."

by Cinciarella March 10, 2018

White spoiler

On the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either :
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: Did she just spoil the entire film?
B: No, don't worry. It's white spoiler, really. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie.

Or

A: Jimmy!! You just told me how the story ends!
B: Oops... Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out.

by Cinciarella March 11, 2018

Ghetto Spoiled

when you put your kids WANTS over your needs. Like you need your light bill paid but instead the parent go buts Jordans

My brother is ghetto spoiled because mama bought him jordans with light bill money.

by DirtyRedMiller July 28, 2018