"average speed that's true you know r r r"
by heh January 08, 2005
Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .
Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
by BrownBearr November 17, 2017
It applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace ... but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.
Susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.
by RealMama March 30, 2011
A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.
Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.
by TheOriginalAZ January 04, 2019
Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)
by Fullbird1970 March 24, 2014
I was speed boppin my my hatchback all over town last night.
Mom im taking your car to the movies. " Ok hun don't be speed boppin in my car"
Mom im taking your car to the movies. " Ok hun don't be speed boppin in my car"
by Law Maker March 05, 2011
Usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between "hyper speed" and "lightning speed", which is basically fast as shit.
Alyssa- "Okay so why is that guy wearing sunglasses when we're at an indoor track meet?"
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."
Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."
Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."
by Willywonker January 18, 2014