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Sonic Team

A group of greedy assholes who kill Sonic. See: Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces
Sonic Team has gone downhill ever since 2014, but Mania and the movie were good. Any true Sonic fan knows this.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Sonic Effect

When a form of media or literature is so perfect (i.e The Sonic Movic) experiencing any other entertainment leaves a sense of dissatisfaction and disappointment.
"Just saw Upward and when it ended I could only think about how nothing can compare to seeing Sonic in theaters"
-Thomas A.(First Recorded Example of the Sonic Effect)
by OurLordSonic March 7, 2020
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Sonic Slurpee

When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall
Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!

Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?
by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022
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Sonic Passion

Sonic Passion (also called Sonic Passion forum) was the first gameophilia (robophilia)/toonophilia oriented forum on the internet.

Sonic Passion is the most extreme forum about virtual reality that ever been created. Sonic Passion is a place where people can talk about their love and sexual attraction toward video game and anime/cartoon characters.

Human/virtual marriages are performed alswel. Sonic Passion was founded in October 8th 2004.

The name "Sonic Passion" was found by the admin because she was in love with Sonic the Hedgahog.

See also: an zoopedophile, an deranged furry, Sonicfag, Chris Chan's Sister's favourite website
Long live Sonic Passion! Robophiles rule the world!

Logical person: Dude, just go touch some grass or get laid.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? May 12, 2023
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Sonic Spinball Options Menu

The most crusty song ever made by man, it's like biting tinfoil, but 10x worse.
Person 1: Man I want to feel the sharpness of a knife in a .mp3 format!
Person 2: Go check Sonic Spinball Options Menu, it rocks.
by Segasmashpack June 16, 2025
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sonic

sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.
Johnny: This year I am thankful for-

Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!

Johnny: wha-?

random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)

Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!
by wigger451 February 10, 2023
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