sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat

while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf

by piss weak January 16, 2008

sniff snob

someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.

My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Shift

To kiss, usually with tongues. A word used by irish teenagers

Will ye go shift me cousin over by the chairs their lad

by LesKen February 6, 2019

Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".

Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!

by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010

Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.

Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.

by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010

pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.

Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

The Dip and Sniff

If you like one night stands and you love goin down on girls you need to do this, we've all gotten that nasty surprise of a manky minge so what ya do is kiss her while you drop the hand or "dip" your fingers in her vag to tickle her belly button from the inside, after you've been down there for a few minutes bring your hand up to the side of her neck and then kiss her neck while you have a little "sniff" of your fingers, if they smell good go for it if not just stay away my friend

Dude i hope you dip and sniffed that girl last night she looked dirty (The Dip and Sniff)

by The Shane Train June 16, 2012