Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

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Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

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skinge

A skinge is a shortened way to say skanky ginge. I twas created by Jade Sutherland

Ginger on the bus: You're not in this conversation
Jade: Shut up you skinge

by Tom Windsor November 7, 2006

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A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.

Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.

by J - Dub August 28, 2008

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