smarley narger

A smelly nigger. Most often used by whites in the presences of blacks in order to hide the meaning of what is really being said.

"Man did you see that smarley narger in there?"

by Pat Detwiler February 29, 2008

smart bitch

A Bitch who is smart

"Who is that?" "A smart bitch."

by Kaitlynxnicole13 August 3, 2015

smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.

Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008

Street Smart

A term that complete idiots use to try and glorify their ignorance as being some kind of virtue. Someone who is "street smart" might be found wearing Tap-Out clothing, has a shaved head, some kind of dragon tattoo or obscure Asian lettering somewhere on their body, brags about how many bones in your body they can break, has an ego completely disproportionate to their abilities, and watches UFC ritualistically. This type of person can often be found making minimum wage on a local McDonald's construction site, or at a pre-screening of "Never Back Down".

Frank: Yo man I jus can wait to kick yo ass. I'm a fighter and I street smart.
John: Really? Because you seem to be talking a lot and not doing shit.

by Spritel March 16, 2010

smartcunt

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004

Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.

Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.

by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008

street smart

Knows how to live on the streets. Can function on streets.

He might not be acadimiclly smart, but he sure is street smart.

by Sam March 25, 2005