Smelcom

The scent that Malcom leaves behind when he walks out your office.

Man can you smell that smelcom? Someone get the air freshener.

by Bob the Destructor September 30, 2004

selso

Usually a liar with a huge ego but average or small penis. He is also short-about 5'2. In love with himself to the point that he creates his own gravitational pull. Unable to empathize, kind of conservative and close-minded. On the other hand he is energetic, athletic and can be kind of like a cheerleader. Not good at relationships. Just usually there to give girls attention, but they never take him seriously.

You heard Selso spreading rumors again? He says I want him but its the other way around. What a little weasel.

by beenwronged November 11, 2011

burnt popcorn smell

The smell of someone's piss who smokes too much weed.

That golden shower just smelled like burnt popcorn!
(burnt popcorn smell)

by STINKYmcSTINKFACE June 13, 2008

you kinda smell like a baka

EREN YEAGER

you kinda smell like a baka

by Potato 737477 September 1, 2021

Smell My Brick

(1) Another way to say suck my dick without using any fowl language (2) What Billy (A retarded Petersburg midget) thought inmates were telling him in the Petersburg jail.

(Ex1)
Guy A: Dude, how gay are you?
Guy B: Smell my brick!

(Ex2)
Inmate: Suck my Dick!
Billy: What does Smell My Brick mean?

by Burkeycl August 10, 2010

Smegs

A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.

"Lauren, how don't you know what smegs is?"

'Squintang your smegs is really bad today."

by danksmegs101 September 4, 2013

Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010