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turd slurry

The brown (and sometimes other colors such as green, black, etc.) watery goo that is violently ejected from your anus during those long painful sessions of explosive diarrhea. Known causes: beer (in large enough quantities), Mexican food (in any quantity), stomach viruses (contracted from dirty bathrooms, Mexican food places, etc.), and from having sex with ugly women (or so I've heard).
Mary was mad at Joe because he stole her stapler. She confronted him and said "hey, Joe, why don't you go suck down a turd slurry."
by Joker_TX April 15, 2009
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Maple Syrup Slurper

A pejorative word defining someone of Canadian origin
Andrew Tamchyna, you are such a maple syrup slurper.
by ruggerhuh March 18, 2011
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cherry slurpee

The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.
Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!

Joe: That's incest!
by Old Man Winter October 1, 2007
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Spurt N Slurp

Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
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slurp

To upload or download data, usually at a high rate of speed. Often used in slang to refer to illicitly gathering data -- that is, theft of somebody else's private data, trade secrets, etc.
I downloaded a new app, and it slurped all my data to some site in Outer Mongolia. Now some hacker knows my birthday, Social Security number and all my credit cards.
by s%mebody October 4, 2011
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slurpee

inserting a popsicle into the woman's vagina and allowing it to melt, you proceed to slurp it out.
Rob gave Brittany a grape slurpee last night and now he has purple lips.
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shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!
Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee
by T-$$$$$$$$$$$ February 18, 2008
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