keyboard slide

the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.

bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.

by emoStoner69 June 7, 2011

Smoke and Slide

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014

sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006