utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

Aroma Slap

The feeling of being slapped in the face with a person's smell prior to them actually arriving.

Julie: "Oh my god, what is that smell???"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"

by Faulken June 3, 2011

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!

by Jayyzee November 2, 2010

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm August 1, 2008

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014