Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

Bart Simpsoning

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement

"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"

by flywirebye July 14, 2025

mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch

mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch

by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021