I remained serenebral while my cat experienced explosive diarrhea all over my brand new white couch from Costco.
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ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
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ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
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