by Groin Crastohf August 5, 2009
Get the sheepshagger mug.1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.
Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.
2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.
Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.
2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.
Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.
I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...
He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...
Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.
I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...
He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...
Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...
by Vela... October 16, 2008
Get the Sheetzfaced mug.1) A person who exclusivly follows a group, movement, political party, organization, etc., and tends to hold the opinion or ideals of this group in high esteem, even if the opinion/ideal is negative or is problematic. This is generally because of a positive bias towards this group, or a negative bias towards groups who represent the opposite viewpoint. Often, people who fit this definition of "sheep" are assosiated with negativity, and are accused of being uable to "think for themselves."
2) Similar to deffinition 1, a "sheep" can also refer to someone who is a fan of certain types of entertainment (ex. music, film, etc), simply because it is popular, and it therefore reflects positivly on this person if they are a fan.
3) A common farm animal.
2) Similar to deffinition 1, a "sheep" can also refer to someone who is a fan of certain types of entertainment (ex. music, film, etc), simply because it is popular, and it therefore reflects positivly on this person if they are a fan.
3) A common farm animal.
Ex. 1) "Oh, he only watches Fox News because he's a conservative SHEEP!"
2) "Dannica is a SHEEP! She only listens to Kanye West because she wants to fit in with the popular kids!"
3) "That's a SHEEP in the grass. It goes: 'Bahhh!'"
2) "Dannica is a SHEEP! She only listens to Kanye West because she wants to fit in with the popular kids!"
3) "That's a SHEEP in the grass. It goes: 'Bahhh!'"
by TedStix December 3, 2009
Get the Sheep mug.The hardest erection one can achieve. An erection so hard the head of the penis goes from a velvety matt to a high gloss finish, so red and full of rage that its almost purple, those creating a Purple Sheen off the head of the penis.
Tommy woke up with a Purple Sheen, his dick was so hard it he pushed down on it and popped his lower back.
by Nick Pitarra June 14, 2013
Get the Purple Sheen mug.An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
by RPOC November 22, 2007
Get the two sheets in the bag mug.A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
by A Guy Named Rhino March 15, 2011
Get the Charlie Sheen mug.Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.
Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.
by Dennis Dragon August 17, 2006
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