Second-hand embarrassed

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.

Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

by Hindenburg June 19, 2013

University of Second Choice

University of Southern California. Because a large amount of the student body wanted to attend other, more prestigious universities (especially UCLA) and instead had to settle for USC because of its lower academic standards.

I wanted to go to Stanford, Berkeley or UCLA, but I didn't get into any of those so I'll be attending the University of Second Choice.

by a trojan is only good once December 19, 2007

10 Second Rule

If a female does not enter within 10 seconds of a porno that is showing naked males it is a gay film but if a female enters the film within ten seconds it is not a gay film. AT ALL!

Hey Bob why are you watching gay porn? Oh its not gay if a female enters the film within 10 seconds. That's the 10 second rule

by rofl and speedy March 20, 2009

second hand songs

The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high.

I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 cent the entire frikin' plane ride!

by That White Kid February 18, 2009

10 seconds flat

A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"

Hey, I just beat your best time in Mario Cart!" "Meh, I could do it in 10 seconds flat.

by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011

5 Seconds of Summer

An Aussie band including Luke Hemmings - Lead singer, Calum Hood - Bassist, Michael Clifford - lead guitarist, Ashton Irwin - Drummer, and Niall Horan - Volunteer Fan

"LET ME BE IN THE BAND" - Niall Horan/5 Seconds of Summer Volenteer Fan

by Girly Girl11111 November 5, 2013

Second-Year Syndrome

Second-Year Syndrome is when a second or later-year student becomes disillusioned with studying and with universities in general. They have lost the momentum of high-school, the excitement of first-year, and cannot see an end to their degree coursework. Students who suffer from Second-Year Syndrome usually either drop out entirely, or stop trying to gain those elusive High Distinctions, and do as little as possible to Pass.

Student 1: Where's Jamie?
Student 2: He's not coming to lectures anymore - he's got Second-Year Syndrome

by Etain August 3, 2006