sean jacobs

the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!

Bailey; "I love you, Sean Jacobs"

by litbailey March 15, 2017

sean jensen

Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them

The last time someone got close to sean jensen, the were never heard from again.

by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017

Sean Rosetti

Inspired by the “Irish Goodbye” however in this version you must either barf up a tequila shot through your nose onto someone’s leg then disappear or fake a phone call from your child before leaving.

Yo nice Sean Rosetti last night dude. Classic you.

by rickmulhern July 16, 2019

Sean Wright

The hottest man alive. He’s honestly so attractive like please choke me daddy thank you goodbye. Jk I have more to say. Um so basically he is perfect and I want him to step on me please god oh please mmmmmmmmmm yes.

Sean Wright makes my hole wet.

by Rice and Shine October 24, 2019

Sean mc shut the fuck up

A phrase jacksepticeye says when people rhyme words with his real name

Sub: Sean mc glock lin
Sean: SEAN MC SHUT THE FUCK UP

by A person at school March 28, 2020

sean promise

A declaration or assurance made by a person who bumps into footballers all the time.

Everyone in Liverpool knows that a Sean promise is a real promise.

Jurgen Klopp is a close friend and I will bump into Jordan Pickford soon. A Sean promise is a real promise.

by bluebill October 19, 2020

sean promise

the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.

i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.

by lewis joyce October 20, 2020