Screw

When you and your lady friend dance

I wanted to screw with my girlfriend so hard.

by 1-2-Switcheroo May 29, 2019

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Cork screw

Where u fuck a midget with no legs and spin her in your dick

Alex cork screwed goegina the midget on his dick to reach nigba +100

by Bigdibber August 15, 2018

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screw

when you have sex... moron. its also a tool for a drill used to put things together DUH

i screwed my wife. i screwed a board to a wall

by Doge_Master_Pro August 8, 2019

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When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

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Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

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