by Zmann December 17, 2021
Get the angry screw mug.Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.
By King's decree because I said thee'
By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
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Get the screw mug.You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
Get the Screwed The Pooch mug.Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.
Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.
by A dying goat May 31, 2024
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Get the pity screw mug.Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
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