Sausage Fest

A Sausage fest is the act or situation where a group of males over the age of 18 socialise on a night out without any females.

"Jeez, last night was terrible. We had a sausage fest."

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016

sausage sword

A tiny sausage shaped phallic

The girls all laughed at the size of James' sausage sword.

by sloth J February 21, 2018

portuguese sausage

Getting slapped in the face by an autistic persons dick

I went to bible camp last summer and the kid on the top bunk gave me a Portuguese sausage

by Buzzlightyear18 July 23, 2019

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick

Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.

by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021

Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

Sausage casing

When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage

Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet

by J.ford199 March 17, 2021