snacking at the y

Eating Pussy

I spent last night snacking at the Y.

by Hungry Red Boy May 3, 2018

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Smacking Bags

1.) The act of pleasing your boss.

2.) When you are in a heavy bromance with your buddy.

Scott and Ron are in the conference room “smacking bags”.

by Patsy Stone June 8, 2018

Swacking

adj. A form of masturbation only being able to be done by males, it is the act of smacking ones meat on a solid object to forcefully produce sperm. This method is primarily practiced by those who are aroused by pain.

"Are you jacking off right in front of me?"
"No! I'm swacking right in front of you!"

by Danny McFriggin Nunan February 21, 2019

Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on

Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

Swacking

Smacking someone face with your penis flaccid or erect without using your hands just your hips

I be swacking these hoes

by Assume the position September 20, 2019