Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

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Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

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Sword fighting

When to people have an epic fight with swords. (NSWF because of blood and injury)

Arthur and Henry just are sword fighting, Henry lost his arm

by Gisisosks September 25, 2021

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Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.

"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."

by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020

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Swords Dance

Action of raising your Pokemon's attack stat by two levels. It's better to make a smirk after using this move so your opponent knows that he or she is in trouble and that the enemy Pokemon is going to die.
This move is known for a good amount of species but we can see that pokemon like Blaziken, Lucario, Aegislash and Arceus are masters of this move in the competitive scenary so it's most likely for you to lose a pokemon match by getting completely destroyed in a Gen 7 format fight against this dudes.

Jack: Blaziken! Use Swords Dance!
Matt: Well, I´m fucked up now

by GabeWolf07 February 17, 2019

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