Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023

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spoon sigh

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.

As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.

by bananna87 March 29, 2010

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spoon material

You would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.

He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!

by Attorney@lawl October 10, 2015

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The dirty spoon

You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse

Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night

by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017

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spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".

A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.

by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018

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Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.

We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.

by Puromycin May 2, 2013

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