average speed

something that is true

"average speed that's true you know r r r"

by heh January 8, 2005

shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014

Speed Bomb

A speed bomb is a shot of Tito’s and a splash of 5 hour energy extra strength blue raspberry. If you add grape it’s called a “Suicide Slider” tastes great barely taste the alcohol

Dude pour me a Suicide slider and a Speed Bomb
You got it dude, you’re not going to sleep for a while....

by Gage Speed December 31, 2020

Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Speed Boppin

The act of driving in a fast way.

I was speed boppin my my hatchback all over town last night.

Mom im taking your car to the movies. " Ok hun don't be speed boppin in my car"

by Law Maker March 20, 2011

Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

by Scout339 September 22, 2022

Speed Dream

A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.

Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.

by TheOriginalAZ January 4, 2019