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land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!
by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017
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Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!
by Oosoom October 10, 2017
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Sealion

A word used for calling people out online who repeatedly target others with exhausting questions.

Or

A shady, made-up word that can be traced back to one text from the most exclusive university Harvard, within a country that has the death penalty, in order to divide activist circles across the English speaking world with its double meaning.

‘Sealion’ so happens to be an excellent excuse and reason for humiliating someone online. Performative activists need to create new words and labels for people, where if you only replaced these words with good old curse words, you’d be witnessing clear online harassment.
Person 1: …” What proof do you have that I’m speaking to you in bad faith”?

Person 2: “’We’ don’t have to prove anything, I’m ending the discussion, this is ‘sealioning’ YOU ‘sealion’”!

Person 1: “Why are you making the point of calling me a ‘sealion’ when you can just block me…”?
by Egan Wilks March 17, 2022
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circus seal

the act of bouncing your balls off a girl's nose much like a seal playing with a ball
I gave the bitch a circus seal so she could smell my rotten nut-sack
by squatsy November 2, 2003
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The Seal

When a girl is orally stimulating a guy, with a bare chest her breasts clap together like a seal.
When this chick bossed me up she did the seal.
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sealthy

Sort of like stealthy, but in a more drunken slovenly manner.
My buddy sealthy flipped me the bird in the photo I took.
by The Dude Sealthy October 24, 2007
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Pittsburgh Sealer

right before a girl cums you take it out, and RAM it in her ass!!!
by rfbdhjbgghjvfbgh August 12, 2009
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