slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 27, 2006

slow mo

the pimp of northwest dirty jerzy

slowmofo just took your bitch

by sucka July 22, 2004

slow your rolls

Used primarily toward another person whom is over-eager, or overly active in speech and gesture.

"take it easy big fella" or "slow down, you hyperactive wacko"

by KP December 30, 2003

slow moving buffalo

A chick that nobody hits on at a bar or a club and ends up lingering around the bar at 2:15am while security is asking you to finish your drinks and leave.

Carlos was hitting on a slow moving buffalo while Sergio was paying for valet parking

by marionetos June 01, 2010

Slow Balls Honda

Having the intentions of double timing your "Slow Balls Honda" and moving at the speed preposterous to other vehicles around you.

Tom- "Burn Em...!!!"

Rick- "I'll try but I do have a "Slow Balls Honda!"

by Epcon March 31, 2008

a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Slow your roll

Back off, mind your own business, shut up, bug out, get lost, go away, zip your lip, hush up, put a sock in it

Slow your roll: I have a juicy bit of gossip to tell you.

by Hay Stack August 29, 2009