snooty snorter

A physical attack performed by flicking the victims nose with the index finger.

Using a method of locking the index finger under the thumb, explosive force can be generated by a skilled proponent of the snooty snorter. Applied in the right manner (normally a full frontal assault), the victims eyes should immediately fill with water. the next sensation is intense pain. the pain phase though excruciating, is short lived, meaning the snooty snorter is a useful stun move but lacks real stopping power.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

Bumble Snorter

A peson, or persons, that engages in the act of necrofeliaism while eating out little children and urinating on cats. normally all done at once and when they're done they cremate all the remains and snort them.

"Dude! I'm bored! you wanna go Bumble Snort?!"
"You're nasty you Bumble Snorter!"

by Brad Kensington May 21, 2010

mad sharter

Someone who sharts way to fucking much. You see shit stains all over his / her underwear. The person has tire tracks galore. They also generally smell really fucking bad

If your grandpa has Alzheimer's and defecates in some depends underwear, then he is in fact a mad sharter

by hoodgenius July 8, 2011

Face Shooter

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"

2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)

Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again

Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.

Mary: Wipe it off...

by CaliQueen September 2, 2012

seasonal shooter

One who only shoots up in the winter because you can wear long sleeves all the time.

It's sweater weather those seasonal shooter will be hittin the streets again.

by tax man January 19, 2014

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

kooter shooter

Kooter-Shooter, When a female soaks a Tampon in alcohol. Then shoves it in her Kooter to gain a very rapid Intoxication. But also passing any given breathalyzer test.

That Chick Is A Drinker Man, She Took a Kooter Shooter of 151 Bacardi.

by Valdemorts Hairy Vag October 14, 2016