Shitedly

Doing something horribly and differently than normal

Minnesota Golden Gophers keep kicking off shitedly to Michigan.

by Covert19 October 24, 2020

shitempt

An active event which may or may not result in the complete and robust evacuation of one’s bowels; quite often concludes with the sharing of results with one’s friends and/or neighbors either directly or through digital communication means

Great news, Harold! I just completed my first shitempt since Friday. I have to say, it was glorious!

by SkippyDippyDo May 16, 2021

Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.

Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.

by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021

Shitery

A building, complex, room or area consisting of multiple lavatories. Typically in a cubicle arrangement for use by the general public public.

I had a fart-off with the guy taking a shit in the cubicle next to me in the McDonalds shitery.

by Soupdog July 1, 2021

The Shiteacher

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.

Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 29, 2009

Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011