mississippi mud skipper

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

by WayneD October 26, 2006

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Slipper

A slipper is a vagina, a pussy, that warm little pocket found between the legs of the fairer sex!

Girl: "You fancy a slipper tonight?"

Boy: "Yep, yours? Or someone elses?" (while winking!)

Girl: "Were you looking for a pair of slippers?"

Boy: "Now that you mention it, sounds like fun!"

by Scoobontheedge February 22, 2009

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Old slippers

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"

by Duck footed clydesdale June 11, 2016

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Slippery Morae eel

Slippery Morae eel is when a guy with a crooked dick is doing a girl doggy style in the puss and pulls out and sticks it in some vaseline and then jams it in her ass without her knowing.

-Dude, Crooked dick Rob gave Tina a Slippery Morae eel the other night!!!
-I bet she wont Bitch at him anymore.

by JBadd March 3, 2009

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