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Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
mugGet the Screwed The Poochmug.

security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
mugGet the security screwmug.

screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
mugGet the screw on feetmug.

screw

man i really wanna scream jesssica

man i screwed jessica twice
by hplyfe April 19, 2018
mugGet the screwmug.

screw

Wow dude look at that screw over there!

Yea he’s ugly as hell haha!
by elliottsucks June 3, 2019
mugGet the screwmug.

Death Screw

(Verb)
1. Fucking someone so hard they die

(Noun)
2. A screw to kill someone with
Ethan got death screwed last night. Now that is a good way to go out.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
mugGet the Death Screwmug.

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
mugGet the Flu Screwmug.

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