roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 28, 2019

Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 27, 2022

roast beef butterfly

An external Labia (Pussy Lips), when pulled out when legs are spread it looks like a butterfly made out of roast beef!

That chick has a roast beef butterfly!

by 1974Jimmy. November 21, 2006

Roast Beef Challenge

A trial that consists of someone trying to eat ten Arby's roast beef sandwiches, usually within an alloted time limit. The contest is most regularly held in conjunction with the "Five for Five Round-up". Also known as "The Arby's Challenge".

Max made it to nine at the last Roast Beef Challenge. Then he vomited at the front of that law firm.

by Nicolast September 6, 2006

Midget Rump Roast

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.

Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.

by stunat May 10, 2011

Arby's Roast Queef

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef

You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

by Das Furher August 3, 2010

roast beaf sandwich

old brown camel toe'd vagina that looks pretty much like a roast beaf sandwich.

Your mom's vagina's a roast beaf sandwich!

by aaron June 6, 2004