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A pasty eating teenager who frequently orders his mother to deliver him "more hotpockets"
"Beaf, get on CSGO you ugly piece of shit" - Prezzor 2k16
beaf by JKBBBBB June 4, 2016
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A name for a friend named Beth whos hard of hearing.
Gosh beth is so deaf I'm gonna call her beaf from now on.
Beaf by Yayaga February 9, 2020
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beaf stew 

When you fart on someones face whil they are sleeping or laying down
Last night, we beaf stewed my brother.
beaf stew by Michael Garberich October 22, 2006

Beaf queef 

When you shove a dick in beafs butthole and he farts
God damb that bitch was beaf queefing all night
Beaf queef by Kakanati1 December 21, 2021

beaf stroganoff 

beaf stroganoff by pseuym July 1, 2021

beaf burger 

another spelling of 'beef burger'. But if Park Seonghwa says it's spelled Beaf Burger, then it obviously is.
"man I could really use a snack right now.."
"Bro needs a Beaf burger"
beaf burger by felixsmotherinlaw January 19, 2025

roast beaf sandwich 

old brown camel toe'd vagina that looks pretty much like a roast beaf sandwich.
Your mom's vagina's a roast beaf sandwich!
roast beaf sandwich by aaron June 6, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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