A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
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Originated with Andrew and Brandon from Grand Island Nebraska.
"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.
"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.
Andrew: Hey man, I told her I loved her but I had to hang out with you on Saturday instead of her
Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends
Andrew: You know it!
Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends
Andrew: You know it!
by sure13 April 14, 2007
Get the Real Friends mug.People(Black & White) who worked together to try and change the World with speeches, marches, awarness events, ect. but were eventually crushed by various government agencies with massacres and propaganda.
Today many ignorant ass Black people run around dressed like them screaming bullsiht like KILL WHITEIE! FUCK CRACKAS! saying there carying on there legacy even they dont know what it was. While the average white person thinks theyre the equvalent of a black KKK. LOOK SHIT THE FUCK UP B4 U GO SAYIN' SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE U DONT KNOW ABOUT DUMBASSES.
Today many ignorant ass Black people run around dressed like them screaming bullsiht like KILL WHITEIE! FUCK CRACKAS! saying there carying on there legacy even they dont know what it was. While the average white person thinks theyre the equvalent of a black KKK. LOOK SHIT THE FUCK UP B4 U GO SAYIN' SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE U DONT KNOW ABOUT DUMBASSES.
Real Black Panthers read books, watch the news, educate themselves.
Fake Panthers talk shit about whites, dont read anything, dumb as fuck.
Fake Panthers talk shit about whites, dont read anything, dumb as fuck.
by TEH NITS KID January 11, 2009
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An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
by Voice of reasoning. July 13, 2010
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2. Invading one's personal space. Based on the phrase Keepin it Real
2. Invading one's personal space. Based on the phrase Keepin it Real
"Hey what's Craig been doing all day?"
"Dude, he's been creepin' it real on Facebook for like 5 hours."
"Yo check out that guy staring at the camera, just creepin' it real in the background of this photo"
"Dude, he's been creepin' it real on Facebook for like 5 hours."
"Yo check out that guy staring at the camera, just creepin' it real in the background of this photo"
by C Wyse April 24, 2008
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Rappers like Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and J.Cole Get to the Real on all their songs
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