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retard determination

Solving something or doing things with a brute force style due to lack of understanding, that otherwise could have been done in a more educated and methodical manner.
Bob, not knowing the underlying rules of Minesweeper still managed to solve it after several attempts thanks to his retard determination.
by TheSatan April 14, 2009
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gender retarded

"did you hear about that gender retarded freak named zoey"
by Melon_fox December 2, 2020
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Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
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retard apostrophes

When people use ` instead of '. Very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
Jane: "don`t hesitate to IM me. i <3 random IM`s. my sn is a tokyo PRiNCESS. don`t ask about the tokyo thing. as you can so obviously tell, i`m not asian."
by Nigga November 20, 2004
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retard shit

When you walk in to the bathroom and you can smell a nasty shit, but it also has a weird smell to it that could have not come from a normal human.
Man who shit in here? That's the strangest smelling shit ever. It must be a retard shit.
by the wonkey July 8, 2009
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Politically Retarded

Someone who has no business in politics, yet they still believe they are smart enough to talk about the subject.
Travis: Doodbro, what the hell is that dumbass talking about?
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.
by Mattbro December 22, 2008
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retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
by Icbat December 9, 2008
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