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riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
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ghost-riding

the act of exiting a motor vehicle, specifically a car, while it is still in motion, and dancing either next to or on top of the vehicle.
Mike and Kev were grippa bored so they so they started ghost-riding the whip down 3rd ave, Mike thizzed on the windshield while Kev did the harlem shake on the roof.
by Mike Leahy July 29, 2008
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selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.
JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"
by GbAbE September 9, 2018
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Riding with no handlebars

Promiscuous activity, rough sex in general, usually involving one riding another without hands in contact with the sexual partner
I heard a lot of noise last night, sounds like you were riding with no handlebars!

Dude, she was so fucking hot last night, no handlebars!
by FlowBoatEnthusiast October 20, 2008
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Rodeo Riding

1st off you must find an unexpecting fat chick, presuade her to let you engage in intercourse from behind (doggy) while this is going off get your friend to hide in the cupboard with a video camera. For the comedy factor make her act like a bull tell her this will get you going as shes fat she will do all to please you. while thrusting gently place your hands on her breats and squeeze her nipples she will begin to try and shake you off like a bull while your mate is recording acting like the crowd at a rodeo the aim of the game is to last on her back as long as you can if you manage to cum you earn 5 extra points.
Grant: Chris really got away with Rodeo Riding that fat chick from jacksons.

Jagger: He's sick.
by CHGC May 3, 2009
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horse riding

Homey A: "Ayo, where the fuck was you last night??"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"
by don of marmet August 26, 2007
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reading my email

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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