a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022

Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014

read for read

an instance in which 2 people read (drag, roast, insult) each other for filth.

girlll, wanna do a read for read? i'll read you to filth.

by verymuchgivingdictionary November 2, 2020

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

read

read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.

Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.

by BLARG man December 13, 2004

rehabbed

Slang for rehabilitated.
1. To bring or restore to a normal or optimum state of health, constructive activity, etc. by medical treatment and physical or psychological therapy.
2. To prepare for useful employment by vocational counseling, training, etc.

After successfully making it as a band, the members had to be rehabbed.

by matt hanks March 26, 2004