Redneck Roofies

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.

Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.

by DJPK February 7, 2009

redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 April 29, 2012

redneck ratchet

A male or female redneck who acts ghetto.

That redneck was acting so ghetto. He's a redneck ratchet.

by DPorterLA August 5, 2012

redneck russian

A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.

Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.

by neatboy March 26, 2011

Redneck Pop

The actual label for what the genre of music most people call "modern country". Since new country doesn't resemble actual country music from the likes of Roy Clark, Willie Nelson, or Dolly Parton (among others), and does resemble bad 1990s pop music with an added steel guitar and twangy accent telling stories about redneck fantasies (driving pickup down a dirt road with a girl in tight blue jeans, mostly, but sometimes partying and drinking cheap beer), it's not really accurate to call it "country music" when it's really more about the redneck lifestyle and lack of musical diversity.

"That ain't no country station. All they play is redneck pop. Find a station with some Roy Clark, man."

by Nix Nightbird June 1, 2015

redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker

Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.

by Saitan98 July 22, 2017

redneck jewelery

An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.

Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?

Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.

Girl #1: Of course!

by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009