i-Ready 

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

i-Ready by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

I-ready 

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

I-ready by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I-Ready 

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

I-Ready by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

you aint ready 

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.

"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."

you aint ready by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015

I aint reading allat 

you will.

Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?

I aint reading allat by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

ready to die 

one of the greatest rap albums of all time.....if you don't know who made it, you are officially stupid.

Notorious BIG's first album!!!......................oops

ready to die by DaMan April 1, 2004