ass rag

Wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp ass to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities. He should have used as ass rag.

by ShadyCSL September 21, 2008

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

Sex Rag

A small towel or equally-absorbent article of clothing used for frequent masturbation.

"I found your son's sex rag underneath his bed while i was cleaning his room last week."

by Okasi July 4, 2009

wet rag

wet: wimpish, weak, pussy, scared ect
rag (full term wet-rag): kitchen towel or something used in cleaning, flimsy and easily to break from its original state

a wet rag is a 'soft touch' basically a fucking pussy with no sence of their own opinion, often a hypocrite too

jesus what a noob matt is, he pussies out around that girl so much, hes a proper wet rag

by sarge2007 April 19, 2008

Swag Rag

Those Scarves/Neckercheifs. That You Get From Hot topic. That Everyone Wears...



"Adjoa Made This Up"

Dude, Did You See Leah's New Swag Ragg... The Purple one..Its Boss!

by sfio123 March 9, 2009

grundle rag

A, literal meaning: the first towel used in the sequence of towelling to wipe your grundle
B, slang: someone who stinks like a rag used to dry your grundle

Mike: "todd is a total grundle rag boy"
Ron: "i know, HEY TODD GRUNDLE RAG ME!"
Todd: "yessir", tosses grundle rag nonchalantly to ron

by DJ YAYslay May 21, 2008

Spoof rag

A rag in which one ejaculates into. Keeps the surrounding area clean, but builds up laundry. Make sure you wash.

Mikey waked off into his blue spoof rag.

Jake decided then to eat Mikey's blue spoof rag.

by Carneyfreak1 February 24, 2009