puppetz

A term given to someone who is an overweight drunkard who sits in their parent's basement playing PC games and telling people he gets laid, yet somehow seems to be a local celebrity.

That puppetz, he most likely suffers from Unwarranted Self Importance

by The Tomato of Truth March 26, 2009

Sock Puppetting

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.

The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.

by needingDefinition June 30, 2010

Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.

After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.

by Puppet Master May 30, 2018

Puppeteer

The act of shoving your fist so far up someones coochie that u make her talk.

"Yo this girl last night wanted me to be her puppeteer"

by DrieWiet March 15, 2019

Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy

God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

by PIERROTHECLOWNBOI July 2, 2019

Shadow Puppetry

The art of manipulating people or events while concealing your involvement.

I had to take part in some serious shadow puppetry to get those two to start dating... I played both sides and got them to like each other.

by BomberJacknut January 21, 2020

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016