Fancy Potato

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017

baked potato holder

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

rat potato

An annoyance or disturbance

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!

by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017

hyperspace potato

a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.

I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast

by bekfastyyyyy February 1, 2018