penis nail

a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail.

Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysack.

by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004

poopy penis

during anal sex,this is when a guy's penis is covered in poop when he takes his penis out of the anus,and his penis smells of poop for a very long time.

your cousin gave me a poopy penis

by information boss May 17, 2010

penis gypsy

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.

She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy

by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

Penis Hunter

Someone who goes on a rampage trying to find a dick to suck.

Wow she was such a Penis Hunter today.

by TrueShit81 January 22, 2015

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2015

penis pocket

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.

Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017