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ur pokemon digimon

the worst insult.
worse than ur grandpap a trap and any other ur ___ a ___. as soon as you say it, one digimon fan and one pokemon fan die, and the universe explodes.
Lola: ur mum gay
May: well ur dad lesbian
Lola: oh yeah well ur granny tranny
May: well. ur sister a mister
Lola: oh ye? ur brother a mother
May: well ur grandpap a trap
Lola: well yer great gramp a tramp
May: well, YOUR POKEMON DIGIMON
Lola: **fucking dies**
Pkmn Fan: **dies**
Digimon Fan: **dies**
Universe **explodes**
May: das right.
by andpringl May 23, 2018
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Full Pokemon

When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.
"Hey, so I heard you finally hooked up with Ashley last night? How was it?"

"Man, She is so hot, but she went Full Pokemon last night out of nowhere."
by Emerald34 March 13, 2019
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The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore
Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub
by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Mpskyman April 24, 2023
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pcfs (or pffgs) pokemon fan freaks

pcfs stand for pokemon crazed fans and ppfgs are pokemon fan freak gamers. It was first mentioned by a girl who loved pokemon alot but wasn't that obbesed with it.
The girl whose is anonymous because no on found out what her name was started this into a trend. These types of people wear pokemon stuff all the time and always love going to game weeks dealing with pokemon games. They particcapate in these types of games all the type and never get tirjed of it. There hair also is very noticable because they have hairstyles that have never seen before. You will rarely find these because no one has really seen them before and no one knew what to call them.
Omg. Have you seen Rachel. She is so obbesed with pokemon and has wicked hair. WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? Oh a pcfs (or pffgs) pokemon fan freaks!
by lilmisstalksalot December 15, 2010
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who's that pokemon

"Who's that pokemon" is a confusing sexual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.

Pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you've just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again

Con: Have to remember what name you told her
"I pulled a "who's that pokemon" on a bar girl last night. Totally forgot I gave her a fake name and she thought I was calling her Frank."
by jmitch77 June 12, 2017
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Anti-Pokemon

gsee also god
by DA SHIZNIT May 20, 2004
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