401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018

keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011

PVA (Plan van Aksie)

An afrikaans (One of South Africa's many official languages) term meaning: Whats the plan of action?

What is your / the "PVA (Plan van Aksie)" for tonight

by blablaness February 5, 2012

Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

a man a plan a canal panama

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.

guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

by sooperdooper1234abcdefg March 9, 2009

I have a plan Arthur

The phrase “I have a plan Arthur” is usually coincided with a bad plan, or decision that someone is going to make. This is usually a reference to RDR2 where Dutch Van Der Linde’s plans most of the time fucking suck and cause more trouble than good.

A: “Bro we’re pinned down what the hell are we going to do?”
D: “don’t worry I have a plan Arthur ”

by TheBigPayday January 28, 2022