platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

by JxTx MURDA June 11, 2008

pickle martini

When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.

"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"

"Got ya!"

"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."

by C.M. Focks June 1, 2009

pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

by Rondo Boner February 15, 2007

Tickling the pickle

1. Another word for wanking. For all you dumbasses that don't know, that's when you get off by yourself (Y).

2. When you tickle a pickle. obviously :)

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by Katy, Cat and Charlotte November 3, 2008

stink pickle

a long, stinky turd.

ongo holds the world record for the longest stink pickle..3 ft. They do not know how he did this of what he ate to make something that big.

by J-Dizzle September 26, 2004

Rusty Pickle

An older mans penis thats skin is wrinkled and very veiny

My Dad happends to have a rusty pickle

by Derrek 24 May 25, 2008