parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003

paradigm shift

A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.

Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.

by Simplebeast January 22, 2014

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Parachutesque

Of or relating to the nature of parachute pants.

Andy, your neon parachutesque pants remind me of my youth in the 80s.

by Terrance the Ghost January 19, 2009

Parabolic

The best shape to use in tailoring a new pair of Daisy Duke shorts. The high point of the curve should come above the center of the front of the thigh while the low point is joined at the back of the thigh, just above where the ass meets the legs.

Did you check out that bartender at The Lodge this weekend? The one in the parabolic Daisy Dukes. Definitely has the sweetest ass in Arizona.

by Tongue Punch October 9, 2010

parachute pants

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 August 5, 2012