Packawoods

A Black Reference to a False statement

I Ain't Fixing to fake for these packawoods, get outta my business. okay?

by Marshall_halfstack October 15, 2008

Packing The Hookah

When a girl masturbates using a dildo (or other large phallic device).

I accidentally walked in on my roommate packing the hookah yesterday.

by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009

packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers

"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"

by tbnguy March 16, 2009

Pack of Lies

When someone lies several times in a row while they are in conversation with another person.

Mary: I went skydiving today. Then I went skinny dipping and I made out with Michael Jackson.

John: That's a pack of lies, I can't be your friend anymore.

by bwb11504 February 5, 2010

packmuling

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.

John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.

by 1059 May 1, 2011

Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013