putin'd

The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).

Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)

by Steven Sinski February 11, 2014

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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is Russia's lord an savior. He is in no way corrupt or evil, and he is in no way forcing me to type this. Vladimir Putin is undoubtedly the worlds greatest president, who strives to do whats best for the people, his country, and the world.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.

by Viktor Zubkov Igor Shuvalov A August 16, 2021

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putang clan

A group of "pussy's". A cast of super dork losa's.

"Yo, check that fuc*in putang clan over their, they def. get no puss.

by frexilicous February 4, 2010

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Putin's War

By Putin's words "a special military operation", Russian-Ukrainian war that started 2022.02.24
No other war activities like russian defence of DPR and LPR or Crimean operations fit this definition.

"Will Sanctions Slow Putin's War?"
"Putin's War started, on the contrary of ordinary russians"

by veora March 14, 2022

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