Negative Positivity 

1. It is when you do not want something good to happen but are expecting better things to happen

2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking

"Hey do you want to go with me to donate to charity next saturday?"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"

Negative Positivity by EB024 March 27, 2017

mister positivity 

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

mister positivity by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

This post will not age well by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Kss position 

A sexual position in which partner A is preforming fellatio to partner B. Both partners in this scenario are taking turns hitting a vape.

Hey did you see Annie?
No why?
She was doing the old "Kss Position" on Todd

Kss position by Grunk Argo December 4, 2021

deep throat Poseidon 

(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.

Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin

deep throat Poseidon by LuciferSam1967 May 18, 2010

As soon as possible Rocky

Unknown to the public Asap Rocky’s actual name is As soon as Possible Rocky.

Hey dude have you heard As soon as possible Rocky and Rihanna are having a baby?

As soon as possible Rocky by Wordsman February 9, 2022

Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.

You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.

Emily Post by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006