Poofty-sos

A wager

Billy wager is a poofty-sos

by Bend send July 31, 2016

Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

by anonymous rando November 20, 2018

Poofta

the english word for fag,, just like u

Bebo's shoes ,, damn,, how pooftish are thoses shoes

by Diego, Susy, Elizabeth March 23, 2003

Prancing Poofter

Common species called "Aiden Calabria"

HAHAHA Look a AIDEN CALABRIA

by DEMON GOD May 8, 2003

Poofticle

A poof's testicle.
Often hurled as an insult.

"Yeah, well, you're a poofticle"

by jonoeeL February 24, 2009

Poofie

A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo

Here is my morning Poofie!!

by TonyPony October 8, 2014

Poofteenth

The Imperial version of a small measurement, The expression is used when something is nearly there and lined up and it needs that "Poofteenth" more ! American cars when being worked on usually need the bolts tightened a "Poofteenth" more to get them done up. Asian cars that use the metric system need their bolts tightened up by a "Millifluff".

"Hey Cletus is that transmission back on the truck yet ?" "Not yet Bob I jist haft tighten this bolt a Poofteenth an it's done ! "

by leverman August 20, 2020