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politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican
that republican is a politician
by joebob February 14, 2003
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Political Elitist

A person, regardless of party affiliation, who thinks that they are better than another person, simply because of their alignment with a particular political party/cause/opinion/etc., and as such, exhibits anger and/or animosity towards another person because they have a different view/opinion.
A precise contradiction of tolerance and acceptance of others, based purely in political/sociological prejudice.
"I'm, like, so totally open minded and accept everybody for who they are. What? What do you mean you voted for a Republican? You baby-killing, seal-clubbing Nazi! How dare you not agree with me! You're just like Hitler"

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"I can't believe those God-hating, hippie, drug-addicts. How dare they want health-care reform! Don't they know that prayer will fix all their ills? If they want health-care, they should just go get a job."

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"You're such a political elitist douche-bag! Why would you start screaming at me, calling me names, and attacking what you perceived as my political affiliation, because I had a ham sandwich for lunch?"
by Centered Realist February 12, 2010
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Politician

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.
by Zora12322 November 3, 2010
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political refugee

Those innocents not subject to the doctrines and policies mandated for the federal level, public servants have taken private refugee status outside the authority of current political leaders. They are the political refugees and private gentiles.
I died and Jesus carried me to heaven where I ran into Tom Petty who said: "you don't have to live like a political refugee but my life was not over at the death of me." I still write songs spiritually inspired, years after the world said I retired. Rest in peace they say when you die and even after death retirement is a lie. Blessings, respect, and love to all from the inspirational spirits of the past.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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politician

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.
That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!
by justiceright March 17, 2010
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Political Trolling

Verb: The act of using emotions, lies, false accusations and broken logic to undermine your opponent and win an argument in a political arena. This often involves twisting various sources, such as religion, to look like they say that your views are right.

Motives include, but are not limited to: For money, power, fun and for the lulz.

Noun form: Political Troll

See also: Troll Politics
Friend: "Why would that senator say that the president is from Mexico?"
Guy: "It doesn't matter, he's just political trolling."

Buddy: "Dude, that guy could not possibly be that stupid!"
Pal: "What do you expect? He's a political troll."
by pugspugspugs90 May 9, 2011
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