park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 12, 2021

Protestor/police state

A country protestors and police are trying to take control of from everyone that is not a protestor or a cop. Not much different than the way medical workers, scientists, and government officials have tried to take control of it from the people who elected them (scientists and medical workers dont get elected) by convincing everyone who's not a medical worker, scientist, or government official that they're all heroes.

The country will become a protestor/police state without a fight.

by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020

Community Oriented Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is community oriented policing.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk May 14, 2018

police ass bitch

a bitch who can't fight and run to the cops real quick

IF they call the police after a fight cause they lost they a police ass bitch

by tomika the piss queen February 14, 2023

Bust out Police

Someone who purposely or accidentaly gives away your brag,boast or bluff. Also known as B.O.P.'g

Me:excuse me sir how much is this?
Man: $10
Me: Aww, i only have $8? Would you be willing to negotiate?
Man: Hmm? Oh..
MySon: But Ma you just went and pulled out $20 bucks from the ATM!
Me: DAMMIT!You're such a B.O.P(bust out police)!

by BigMammaFrisco February 21, 2014

Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022